"You know that Cher has had a No. 1 record in every one of the last seven decades She's the only woman in U.S. history to have done that. What does it take to have those kinds of legs, right?

her legs and cheekbones still to die for. This came after a dead ringer for Cher, hair flick and all; a youthful approximation of the rock band Kiss, turning 50 this year, and a parade of vintage ...