The best blender is the Vitamix Ascent X2. That's it. That's the buying guide. But if you want to know more, allow me to preach about why Vitamix is the king of blenders. There are a number of ...

Review over. I jest, but I seriously adore this blender. It performs like it should cost over $500 and have a nice shiny ‘Vitamix’ label. Everything I threw in the 72oz pitcher blended in ...