Of course, with every new era in a cinematic genre’s evolution comes new styles, archetypes, and tropes to poke fun at, which means that now is a perfect time to revive the Scary Movie franchise.

It’s pretty wild to think that the first Scary Movie came out in 2000, thanks to Marlon and Shawn Wayans writing the script and their older brother, Keenan Ivory, directing it. Now, 25 years ...