High heels, a symbol of elegance and status, have undertaken an exquisite journey through the annals of fashion history.

Celebrities all over the world wear them. "You know the ones with the high heels and the red bottoms?" Song lyrics: "These expensive. / These is red bottoms. / These is bloody shoes." Narrator ...

If you can cope with sky-high stiletto shoes ... your towering skyscrapers with the red soles - but for those who, like me, just can't cope with high heels, we're in this together.