(Trust us, it’s a fruit.) With some research, he discovered the HT16K33 LED driver, which checked all the boxen. The first version worked, but needed what looks like a couple of bodge wires.

Let’s start with what it’s not. For one, it does not require you setting your driver in -2 with an open face, Fujikura Ventus Black TX shaft, tipped 2 inches, etc. That’s not how this is done.