THE GOLDEN TICKET OF MERCHANDISE HERE AT THE MASTERS. A THREE FOOT TALL GNOME. NO, NOT THE KIND YOU FIND IN A GARDEN. IT’S THE KIND YOU HAVE TO WAIT HOURS IN LINE JUST TO HAVE A CHANCE AT.

“There’s a fear of missing out,” he said. “Friends will say ‘you didn’t get the gnome? No gnome? Loser.’ ” The foursome says they have no interest in reselling their gnomes on eBay ...