MAGA brains melted down on Thursday, after the long-awaited disclosure of internal government documents related to dead pedophile and former Trump pal Jeffrey Epstein ended up being little more than a hollow publicity stunt.

On Thursday, a gang of social media influencers loyal to President Donald Trump walked out of the White House and quickly took to social media to brag about their haul: Each had been given a large white binder reading,

AG Pam Bondi suggested FBI Director Kash Patel was withholding documents after coming under fire from MAGA World.